Talking With Fremont Street’s Costumed Characters

I go out of my comfort zone: posing with Costumed Characters on Fremont.

The year was 2008. My son and I were wandering Fremont Street in Downtown Las Vegas and were startled to come across a lovely young woman in front of Golden Gate dressed like a Vegas showgirl. “Well, there is something you don’t see every day!” we said to each other. “Let’s go get our picture taken with her.”
Costumed Characters
Flash forward ten years later, and that incident seems laughable. I visit Vegas twice a year, and with every passing year, I have seen the number of street characters grow.
In fact, the numbers grew so much that the City of Las Vegas had to institute a system of 38 “performance circles” in 2015 to try and keep the situation under control and make sure Fremont Street stayed visitor friendly.
Somewhere along the line some of the characters realized that shedding their clothes brought the most shock value and therefore the most tips because people who used to be clothed are not anymore.
I am undecided about how I feel about them. On one hand they certainly add colour and flavour to Fremont Street. On the other hand, they can make some people so uncomfortable that they vow never to return to Downtown Vegas.
My method for dealing with these people up to now has been to avert my eyes and walk rapidly in the other direction. If I do look at them, it is only from a safe distance. On a recent trip, I decided to challenge myself to do something different; something outside of my comfort zone. I resolved that I was going to approach these people, talk to them, and have my picture taken with them. My roommate on that trip agreed to be my trusty photographer for this mission. I approached this task with much trepidation, but I was determined to accomplish it and filled my purse with one dollar bills as we headed out for the evening.
The first performer I approached was a diminutive Marilyn Monroe. She didn’t look too scary. She was a beautiful lady, and I asked how she came to be doing this. She replied that she was just between her “Marilyn gigs” and did this to earn some extra cash. I handed every performer my card and asked if they had any interest in sharing their “stories” to email me. One character down, and many more to go.
Costumed Characters
I found the task was getting easier with every character I approached. They were all, without exception, friendly and nice; that could have something to do with the fact that I always approached them with money in my hand. Another issue I was concerned about was “What is the correct amount to tip? Did it have to be as much as five dollars? Would they toss money back at me if I only gave three? What was the correct etiquette?” As it turned out they did not stand there and examine my tip, they just took my proffered dollars and posed and smiled.
We continued down Fremont Street, and I finally came to the real challenge: walking up to people in various states of undress. This is not something I do in my normal, everyday life. Everyone I approach at home is fully clothed, thank goodness.
“I can do this!” I told myself, “But I won’t look down!” The “Cowboy” was the first person I approached who was semi-naked. When I asked if he had any desire to tell his story, he said his life could be a movie, but he would only discuss it if he got royalties. Well I don’t get royalties; so he won’t be getting them either.
Costumed Characters
I worked my way down the street. The silver dude insisted I hold his arm and yes, that silver body paint does rub off!
Costumed Characters
I find the KISS guys particularly intimidating, but they were very pleasant to talk to.
Costumed Characters
I was on the lookout for some of the “regulars” that I have become accustomed to seeing over the years. Where was the Pirate lady and Johnny Depp? Or Grandpa in a Thong? Since I was visiting for several nights over Halloween weekend, it was sometimes hard to tell who the characters were and who were tourists in costumes.






Costumed Characters


The end result of this experiment surprised me; I was having fun! I enjoyed it! These characters weren’t scary at all! Even my photographer was enjoying herself. I may even do this again next time! So consider this a public service, if you have wanted to have your picture taken with some of these performers but were too timid like me, go ahead and do it.
 They don’t bite. I promise.


[Photos: Kodidog, Blonde4ever]

“Defending the Caveman” Will Put a Smile on Your Face

I recently spent a delightful evening laughing at the show “Defending the Caveman” at the D in downtown Las Vegas.
The theater is small and intimate, and there are no bad seats. The price of admission is a reasonable $36.95. Website VIP is 46.95 for priority seating. Platinum VIP is 61.95 and includes premium seating, a drink and souvenir T-shirt and photo.
Defending the Caveman
Defending the Caveman
This is my second time seeing this show. If I go to a show more than once you know it is hilarious because I would never return to a comedy show that didn’t make me laugh. I actually enjoyed this second viewing even more than the first, and I would go again.
Defending the Caveman
Kevin Burke has been performing the one-man Broadway show “Defending the Caveman” in Las Vegas for ten years, and its longevity speaks volumes. “Caveman” is the longest running solo play in Broadway history. “Caveman” examines male/female relationships from prehistoric times to the present. His set is simple, just two prehistoric paintings and a few rocks. Kevin is adept at interacting with the audience in a humorous way and making them feel like they are part of the show.

I am of the opinion that some men are assholes, but I will concede that after watching Kevin’s show I am willing to entertain the notion that maybe they are just “different.” Anyone who has ever been in a relationship can identify with the themes in this show. It uses humor to illustrate gender dichotomies. You will find yourself nodding in agreement multiple times. You may even find yourself thinking about certain male/female issues in ways that you never thought of them before. Defending the Caveman gives you something to think about.
Mr. Burke presents the “hunter” VS “gatherer” theories in such a charming way that I found myself (briefly) having warm and fuzzy feelings towards men by the end of the show. Sometimes Vegas-goers will bypass the smaller shows when they are in town and go looking for the big productions, but I guarantee if you see this show you won’t be sorry.
Defending the Caveman
Even if you go into this show in a bad mood, you will come out with a smile on your face; an invaluable gift that Kevin Burke bestows upon his audience.
Performances are 8:40 p.m. nightly at the D Showroom at the D Las Vegas.
Tickets can be bought here or by calling 702-388-2111.
[Photos: Blonde4ever]
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